Pigeons Hold Emergency Meeting After Pizza Rat’s Rise to Fame

UNION SQUARE, NY — Local pigeons have reportedly gathered to discuss “unfair media bias” toward subway rats after the viral rise of Pizza Rat and his MetroCard-swipin’ cousin.

Eyewitnesses claim a flock of pigeons convened on a subway bench, crowding around a single slice of pepperoni like it was a boardroom table.

“They was noddin’ their heads, flappin’ their wings, like they was votin’ on somethin’,” said commuter Denise Alvarez, who swears one pigeon even had “a lil’ notebook.”

New York pigeons reportedly held an “emergency meeting” around a pizza slice to protest media bias favoring subway rats. Only in Union Square.

Experts warn the inter-species tension could boil over, with pigeons threatening to “drop bombs” on public officials if recognition is not “evenly distributed.”

City Hall refused to comment, but sources inside say Mayor Adams is “concerned but not surprised.”