Urban Legends

Sunday in the Park with Pigeons 🐦🥨

Central Park pigeons launch their political takeover. Finally, a candidate who gives a crap where it lands.

Tommy Two-Pencils

Sep 14, 20251 min read

A blurry cell phone photo shows a Guardian Angel in a red beret breakdancing on a New York City subway platform. Commuters watch in shock, one holds up a pizza slice like a tip, while an NYPD officer looks annoyed in the background.

Guardian Angels Launch Breakdance Patrol in NYC Subways, Riders Asked to Tip in Pizza

Guardian Angels are back underground — and they’re spinning into controversy. Breakdancing patrols stunned NYC subway riders, who say they were asked to tip in pizza as police looked on.

Mikey “No-Napkins” Romano

Sep 11, 20252 min read

Rat holding metro card with a Yankees fitted cap

Brooklyn Man Credits His Emotional Support Rat for Beating Subway Delays

BROOKLYN, NY — A Williamsburg resident has caught the attention of many after claiming that his “emotional support rat” helped him through an MTA service delay yesterday morning.

Mikey “No-Napkins” Romano

Sep 6, 20253 min read