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🚨 NYC High School Student Arrested After Promising to “Drop Final Like It’s Drill”—Turns Out He Just Hates Arithmetic
A Queens teen turned his math exam into mayhem, posting threats to “drop the final like it’s drill.” Armed with a 9mm, he was arrested on ca
Mikey “No-Napkins” Romano
Sep 202 min read
New York Pizza Outslices Chicago in Summit, Despite Deep Dish Backing From Drill Rappers and Gangland Hype
A Queens car wash hosted the first International Pizza Summit, where New York slices battled Chicago deep dish and Naples pies. Spatulas flew, nonnas cursed, and a subway rat declared victory.
Mikey “No-Napkins” Romano
Sep 172 min read
Chopped Beef Turf War Erupts Between Bodegas and Street Carts
A Lower East Side deli and nearby carts turned Delancey Street into a battleground in a bizarre chopped beef sandwich turf war. Spatulas, on
Mikey “No-Napkins” Romano
Sep 161 min read
Brooklyn Cyclist Arrested for Riding Fixed-Gear Through Farmers Market, Claims He Was “Harvesting Kale at Speed”
A Williamsburg cyclist was arrested after plowing through the McCarren Park farmers market on a fixie, scattering kale and smashing kombucha
Mikey “No-Napkins” Romano
Sep 151 min read
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