City Life

🚨 NYC High School Student Arrested After Promising to “Drop Final Like It’s Drill”—Turns Out He Just Hates Arithmetic

A Queens teen turned his math exam into mayhem, posting threats to “drop the final like it’s drill.” Armed with a 9mm, he was arrested on ca

Mikey “No-Napkins” Romano

Sep 20, 20252 min read

Chopped Beef Turf War Erupts Between Bodegas and Street Carts

A Lower East Side deli and nearby carts turned Delancey Street into a battleground in a bizarre chopped beef sandwich turf war. Spatulas, on

Mikey “No-Napkins” Romano

Sep 16, 20251 min read

Sunday in the Park with Pigeons 🐦🥨

Central Park pigeons launch their political takeover. Finally, a candidate who gives a crap where it lands.

Tommy Two-Pencils

Sep 14, 20251 min read

A blurry cell phone photo shows a Guardian Angel in a red beret breakdancing on a New York City subway platform. Commuters watch in shock, one holds up a pizza slice like a tip, while an NYPD officer looks annoyed in the background.

Guardian Angels Launch Breakdance Patrol in NYC Subways, Riders Asked to Tip in Pizza

Guardian Angels are back underground — and they’re spinning into controversy. Breakdancing patrols stunned NYC subway riders, who say they were asked to tip in pizza as police looked on.

Mikey “No-Napkins” Romano

Sep 11, 20252 min read

MAYHEM IN MIDTOWN: Mayoral Candidate’s Chai Scavenger Hunt Brings City to a Standstill

Midtown descended into chaos after a mayoral candidate launched a citywide chai scavenger hunt. Crowds flooded the streets with “Find Conman

Mikey “No-Napkins” Romano

Sep 10, 20251 min read

MTA Buses Officially Slower Than Grandma With a Walker, Report Finds

A new report finds most NYC buses are slower than walking — with one commuter claiming she beat the M14 home while carrying groceries.

Mikey “No-Napkins” Romano

Sep 9, 20251 min read

Pigeons Hold Emergency Meeting After Pizza Rat’s Rise to Fame

New York pigeons reportedly held an “emergency meeting” around a pizza slice to protest media bias favoring subway rats. Only in Union Squar

Mikey “No-Napkins” Romano

Sep 8, 20251 min read