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A Queens teen turned his math exam into mayhem, posting threats to “drop the final like it’s drill.” Armed with a 9mm, he was arrested on ca

A Queens car wash hosted the first International Pizza Summit, where New York slices battled Chicago deep dish and Naples pies. Spatulas flew, nonnas cursed, and a subway rat declared victory.

A Lower East Side deli and nearby carts turned Delancey Street into a battleground in a bizarre chopped beef sandwich turf war. Spatulas, on

A Williamsburg cyclist was arrested after plowing through the McCarren Park farmers market on a fixie, scattering kale and smashing kombucha

Central Park pigeons launch their political takeover. Finally, a candidate who gives a crap where it lands.

A Queens garden’s cherished “Gnome Bench” was stolen and replaced overnight. Residents are fuming, politicians want bench protection laws, and NEIGHBORHOOD GARDEN PATROLS are forming.

Guardian Angels are back underground — and they’re spinning into controversy. Breakdancing patrols stunned NYC subway riders, who say they were asked to tip in pizza as police looked on.

Midtown descended into chaos after a mayoral candidate launched a citywide chai scavenger hunt. Crowds flooded the streets with “Find Conman

New York pigeons reportedly held an “emergency meeting” around a pizza slice to protest media bias favoring subway rats. Only in Union Squar

Each Sunday, The New Yerr Times brings you a fresh comic from our resident cartoonist, Tommy Two-Pencils. This week: Bagel Tax