Culture & Chaos

🚨 NYC High School Student Arrested After Promising to “Drop Final Like It’s Drill”—Turns Out He Just Hates Arithmetic

A Queens teen turned his math exam into mayhem, posting threats to “drop the final like it’s drill.” Armed with a 9mm, he was arrested on ca

Mikey “No-Napkins” Romano

Sep 202 min read

Chopped Beef Turf War Erupts Between Bodegas and Street Carts

A Lower East Side deli and nearby carts turned Delancey Street into a battleground in a bizarre chopped beef sandwich turf war. Spatulas, on

Mikey “No-Napkins” Romano

Sep 161 min read

Brooklyn Cyclist Arrested for Riding Fixed-Gear Through Farmers Market, Claims He Was “Harvesting Kale at Speed”

A Williamsburg cyclist was arrested after plowing through the McCarren Park farmers market on a fixie, scattering kale and smashing kombucha

Mikey “No-Napkins” Romano

Sep 151 min read

Sunday in the Park with Pigeons 🐦🥨

Central Park pigeons launch their political takeover. Finally, a candidate who gives a crap where it lands.

Tommy Two-Pencils

Sep 141 min read

Queens Bench Heist Gears Up as Politicians Debate ‘Public Seating Privilege’

A Queens garden’s cherished “Gnome Bench” was stolen and replaced overnight. Residents are fuming, politicians want bench protection laws, and NEIGHBORHOOD GARDEN PATROLS are forming.

Mikey “No-Napkins” Romano

Sep 121 min read