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🚨 NYC High School Student Arrested After Promising to “Drop Final Like It’s Drill”—Turns Out He Just Hates Arithmetic
A Queens teen turned his math exam into mayhem, posting threats to “drop the final like it’s drill.” Armed with a 9mm, he was arrested on ca
Mikey “No-Napkins” Romano
Sep 202 min read
Chopped Beef Turf War Erupts Between Bodegas and Street Carts
A Lower East Side deli and nearby carts turned Delancey Street into a battleground in a bizarre chopped beef sandwich turf war. Spatulas, on
Mikey “No-Napkins” Romano
Sep 161 min read
Brooklyn Cyclist Arrested for Riding Fixed-Gear Through Farmers Market, Claims He Was “Harvesting Kale at Speed”
A Williamsburg cyclist was arrested after plowing through the McCarren Park farmers market on a fixie, scattering kale and smashing kombucha
Mikey “No-Napkins” Romano
Sep 151 min read
Sunday in the Park with Pigeons 🐦🥨
Central Park pigeons launch their political takeover. Finally, a candidate who gives a crap where it lands.
Tommy Two-Pencils
Sep 141 min read
Guardian Angels Launch Breakdance Patrol in NYC Subways, Riders Asked to Tip in Pizza
Guardian Angels are back underground — and they’re spinning into controversy. Breakdancing patrols stunned NYC subway riders, who say they were asked to tip in pizza as police looked on.
Mikey “No-Napkins” Romano
Sep 112 min read
MAYHEM IN MIDTOWN: Mayoral Candidate’s Chai Scavenger Hunt Brings City to a Standstill
Midtown descended into chaos after a mayoral candidate launched a citywide chai scavenger hunt. Crowds flooded the streets with “Find Conman
Mikey “No-Napkins” Romano
Sep 101 min read
Pigeons Hold Emergency Meeting After Pizza Rat’s Rise to Fame
New York pigeons reportedly held an “emergency meeting” around a pizza slice to protest media bias favoring subway rats. Only in Union Squar
Mikey “No-Napkins” Romano
Sep 81 min read
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