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🚨 NYC High School Student Arrested After Promising to “Drop Final Like It’s Drill”—Turns Out He Just Hates Arithmetic
A Queens teen turned his math exam into mayhem, posting threats to “drop the final like it’s drill.” Armed with a 9mm, he was arrested on ca
Mikey “No-Napkins” Romano
Sep 202 min read
Brooklyn Cyclist Arrested for Riding Fixed-Gear Through Farmers Market, Claims He Was “Harvesting Kale at Speed”
A Williamsburg cyclist was arrested after plowing through the McCarren Park farmers market on a fixie, scattering kale and smashing kombucha
Mikey “No-Napkins” Romano
Sep 151 min read
Queens Bench Heist Gears Up as Politicians Debate ‘Public Seating Privilege’
A Queens garden’s cherished “Gnome Bench” was stolen and replaced overnight. Residents are fuming, politicians want bench protection laws, and NEIGHBORHOOD GARDEN PATROLS are forming.
Mikey “No-Napkins” Romano
Sep 121 min read
Guardian Angels Launch Breakdance Patrol in NYC Subways, Riders Asked to Tip in Pizza
Guardian Angels are back underground — and they’re spinning into controversy. Breakdancing patrols stunned NYC subway riders, who say they were asked to tip in pizza as police looked on.
Mikey “No-Napkins” Romano
Sep 112 min read
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